http://revision99.com/2004/12/23/a-christmas-tale/ Harshing your mellow since 2004. Sun, 30 Oct 2011 19:38:07 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 http://revision99.com/2004/12/23/a-christmas-tale/comment-page-1/#comment-37 Tabledancer Sat, 25 Dec 2004 12:34:00 +0000 http://revision99.com/2004/12/23/a-christmas-tale/#comment-37 I was charmed by your story, Mr. Jones. I have two cats. Neither is feral and they both bite me all the time. Also, they won't come to me when I call them. But they like to sleep with me and even watch me dance, especially if I give them food, so I keep kibbles in my thong which makes for some interesting faces when my kibbles sometimes fall on the table. Mostly men think it's ca-ca until I tell them, "Hey, it's Cat Chow!" You have been invited to see my Christmas show tonight at the Airport Bar in Inglewood. I'll be in the first booth. We can talk more then. Or ask any cab driver for me by name and, if the price is right, I'll be your ho-ho-ho. I was charmed by your story, Mr. Jones. I have two cats. Neither is feral and they both bite me all the time. Also, they won’t come to me when I call them. But they like to sleep with me and even watch me dance, especially if I give them food, so I keep kibbles in my thong which makes for some interesting faces when my kibbles sometimes fall on the table. Mostly men think it’s ca-ca until I tell them, “Hey, it’s Cat Chow!” You have been invited to see my Christmas show tonight at the Airport Bar in Inglewood. I’ll be in the first booth. We can talk more then. Or ask any cab driver for me by name and, if the price is right, I’ll be your ho-ho-ho.

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