Comments on: Of Stats and Tabs

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By: Ron Southern

Ron Southern — Thu, 27 Jan 2005 20:17:00 +0000

and I’ve become a gibbering idiot!

By: Ron Southern

Ron Southern — Thu, 27 Jan 2005 20:15:00 +0000

I have used my Site Meter and Haloscan programs to snoop as much as I could on who’s reading me, but I am near to finding it all close to pointless. It’s interesting, but pointless. Lately I find out negative things, like maybe it feels good to see that I’ve gotten 25 hits, then I discover half of them are Google image searches that keep finding some half-nude photo that I once linked to. The same ONE damn search for a Bettie Page photo (that I only linked to!) keeps turning up! There is some glitch going on, because why would the search only become prominent now, when the link has been there for a long time? Anyway, it’s skewing my numbers to such a degree that there’s no meaning left in my numbers! I even went back and changed the Page photo to something else, but I guess a cache or other device somewhere keeps throwing it out there. Spam blogs are also sending product blogs, so those numbers are also misleading. The numbers don’t mean shit anymore.

By: SJ

SJ — Wed, 26 Jan 2005 14:21:00 +0000

Honestly, I do it so I can see the Google search strings people enter and then find my site. There is nothing like knowing that a sick fucker types in “mud boogers and women” and I come up first on the list of search results. I think it is priceless.

By: Steph

Steph — Tue, 25 Jan 2005 21:00:00 +0000

Ooh, kinda scary about all that data people can get about you… Ah well, I have nothing to hide (except for that nasty dwarf porn habit, but that’s another story). I’ve resisted putting site counters and all those other tracking accoutrements on my blog, but I suppose it’s only a matter of time before I get sucked into that…

By: L

Tue, 25 Jan 2005 20:45:00 +0000

definitely prefer the Firefox — speedier too.

By: Kung Pow Pig

Kung Pow Pig — Tue, 25 Jan 2005 14:21:00 +0000

I agree with you on Firefox: It’s the balls!

I looked into those sitemeter things and decided not to put that on my site. I like to live dangerously. And like you said, it kind of creeps me out. But now, I am also creeped out by the fact that a lot of people have these.

Being creeped out is not good for a paranoid maniac such as myself. I’m barely keeping my Monk-like OCD at bay right now without having all of this info.

Excuse me. I need to go wash my hands. Like seven times.

By: theresa

theresa — Tue, 25 Jan 2005 13:10:00 +0000

Wow Larry! I didn’t even notice. Was I paying attention when you copped a feel? Next time, give me a little warning so I enjoy the experience.

By: Clarissa

Clarissa — Tue, 25 Jan 2005 12:56:00 +0000

Larry,
I came across your blog the other day when I was bored and flipping through them. I need some input for a project for my psychology class. I am supposed to write a paper about a study, and I have to get my own results, so I have posted what I need on my blog. The post is called “Psych Survey” and it will explain more, but you seem to have input about everything, so I was hoping you could help out. Everyone is invited to participate, and I appreciate your time.
Thanks!

By: Larry Jones

Larry Jones — Tue, 25 Jan 2005 12:48:00 +0000

I mean “FEELS like Hooters…”