Comments on: I’m Not Wearing Any Pants

By: Kung Pow Pig

Kung Pow Pig — Tue, 08 Feb 2005 11:51:00 +0000

MPH is right about those gnomes, you know.

Love the use of the trademark symbol. Who taught you that little trick?

Wasn’t it so touching that after they paid a tribute to Ray Charles they plugged two of his albums?

It just warms my that word that sounds like cock hold, which I believe is an ancient Greek wrestling move from the first Olympiad.

And sorry for making this comment section PG-13 with that last bit.

By: theresa

theresa — Tue, 08 Feb 2005 04:27:00 +0000

No, no, no!
In fact, I insist that you stay AWAY from my mother.

By: Brent

Brent — Tue, 08 Feb 2005 03:30:00 +0000

Your stomach was paying you back for refusing to add hot wings and nachos to the mix.

By: Larry Jones

Larry Jones — Tue, 08 Feb 2005 03:18:00 +0000

L — I just eat whatever’s in front of me. I don’t seek out the weird combinations — they just happen when you’re not paying attention. Makes it hard to maintain my boyish figure, though.

By: L

Tue, 08 Feb 2005 02:52:00 +0000

damn! you eat even weirder combinations than I do!

By: Larry Jones

Larry Jones — Tue, 08 Feb 2005 02:14:00 +0000

This is the last straw. Are you trying to fix me up with your mother?

By: theresa

theresa — Tue, 08 Feb 2005 01:27:00 +0000

My Mother would love you. – I think it’s a Norwegian thing?

By: Larry Jones

Larry Jones — Tue, 08 Feb 2005 00:13:00 +0000

Sorry Eric. I guess my menu must have revolted you more than most people. And, yeah, it’s not bad enough we eat the little critters (and the big ones), but we skewer them and make then into salami. What the fuck IS salami, anyway?

Probably those gnomes know…

By: jericmiller

jericmiller — Mon, 07 Feb 2005 22:42:00 +0000

my guess, it was the hotdog, the hamburger, the salami, and all those poor shrimps…

By: MPH

MPH — Mon, 07 Feb 2005 21:35:00 +0000

Don’t blame what you ate for your pants not fitting. Blame gnomes who like to wash pants in hot water all night long.