Snubbed on Oscar Night
My mojo has no effect.

I didn’t really expect Gwyneth to invite me to escort her to this year’s Academy Awards show, although I did dust off the tux. Imagine how the paparazzi would have reacted. But she could have called, if only to say Hey, I’m in town, just wanted to say hi, let’s get together some time. I mean, what would that have cost her? Am I asking too much, people?
You have my number, babe.

February 27th, 2005 at 11:30 pm
See did look quite fetching tonight. Not much more to say about that really.
February 28th, 2005 at 8:50 am
And you two would make such a lovely couple. What is she thinking?
February 28th, 2005 at 10:31 am
MPH – I’ll have to check the archives, but this might be the first time you stopped just because there was nothing left to say.
Melissa – I only want her because I think she’d be easier to get than you.
February 28th, 2005 at 10:48 am
You do know that if you want some Gwyneth, you will have to take out that dude from Coldplay.
February 28th, 2005 at 11:20 am
clearly i’m in the minority, but i can hardly stand to look at her. there’s something that just make me…yuck.
February 28th, 2005 at 11:20 am
clearly i’m in the minority, but i can hardly stand to look at her. there’s something that just make me…yuck.
February 28th, 2005 at 11:20 am
clearly i’m in the minority, but i can hardly stand to look at her. there’s something that just make me…yuck.
February 28th, 2005 at 11:44 am
Brent – I can deal.
jericmiller – Wow, you must feel very strongly about it. Is this like, Blogger throw-up?
February 28th, 2005 at 11:52 am
Awwwwww, Larry….
February 28th, 2005 at 12:57 pm
Wait a second…didn’t I see you there with Salma…AND Penelope? Hmm….
February 28th, 2005 at 4:52 pm
Thank God she was wearing something flattering this time. I’ll never forget that goth milkmaid outfit she had on a couple of years ago.
February 28th, 2005 at 5:10 pm
Awwwwww, Melissa.
GFI – Don’t I wish…
Steph – I admit I like a more traditional grown-up look, but hey, nothing ventured, nothing gained, eh? Don’t you have a Dream Boy who can do no wrong?
February 28th, 2005 at 7:18 pm
my thoughts are with you in your time of mojo-less sadness