Comments on: Shake Your Coffee Maker

By: Larry Jones

Larry Jones — Fri, 01 Apr 2005 04:37:00 +0000

L, meet Rhodent. Rhodent, L.
And hey! I drink tea, too, and I’m just as compulsive. Sometimes the ritual is the important thing.
No, it’s the caffeine.

By: Rhodent

Rhodent — Fri, 01 Apr 2005 00:41:00 +0000

I’m glad that I drink tea!

By: L

Thu, 31 Mar 2005 00:35:00 +0000

dammit! now I’m craving a cup o’ joe! must have coffee….

By: Larry Jones

Larry Jones — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 19:18:00 +0000

Adrian – Get yourself to a coffeehouse, man, quickly!

tacit1 – Two low-life puns in one post! Thanks!

By: tacit1

tacit1 — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 18:27:00 +0000

Larry,

I’m glad you’re finally standing your grounds. If this new model begins to act up, maybe you should try cup-ples therapy (-;

By: Kung Pow Pig

Kung Pow Pig — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 17:55:00 +0000

Me man. Me like shiny stuff. Preferably with buttons.

Me evolve one day. Get more shiny stuff. Get more buttons.

I go play with tire. Tire fun. I never tire of playing with tire. If tire was shiny, with buttons, me like tire even more.

Sorry. I need a double espresso, STAT! This gorilla cage cub-a-ma-whatsit is driving me crazy.

By: Larry Jones

Larry Jones — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 16:46:00 +0000

GFI – She was a beauty, but she wouldn’t put out.
Theresa – You know things should break. That’s how we get new things.
Brent – Power tools to make coffee? I’m just not that macho.
Steph – The thing really did look look like that monolith. It didn’t make me evolve and get smart, however.

By: Steph

Steph — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 16:12:00 +0000

Wow, that first pic had me feeling like one of the apes in the opening scene of 2001: A Space Odyssey. Then I went on to read about how that awesome beauty betrayed you and had to shake my head. The lesson today: you shouldn’t trust appliances that are too beautiful. They are appliances, after all, and supposed to just work, dammit.

By: Brent

Brent — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 15:49:00 +0000

My ugly Black and Decker jobby hasn’t failed me yet.

Pretty coffee makers will break your heart Larry.

By: theresa

theresa — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 15:17:00 +0000

I completely agree with Adrian. If something is too complicated, it’s likely to break, and I’m probably not going to be able to fix it myself.

Good luck with your new girl. I hope she makes it just how you like it.