Comments on: Holding the Phone

By: Ron Southern

Ron Southern — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 22:07:00 +0000

You might start a popular trend. But then the Radio Shack lawyers would show up and take all the money.

By: -G.D.

-G.D. — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 18:40:00 +0000

I HAVE to see this haircut. Please.

By: Larry Jones

Larry Jones — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 16:39:00 +0000

Chevalier – I am centered and serene. I embrace mediocrity and incompetence. I am nothing if not forgiving.

tacit1 – A photo of my new condition would be even scarier than the “Screaming Jones” picture currently in use. I can’t be responsible…

Ron – Radio Shack haircuts. What every dork has been waiting for.

Brent – My reaction to the clerks at Radio Shack is mostly pity. I want to comfort them, maybe find them a job, or a girlfriend. I try to control my urges, though.

SJ – I don’t know if you have Costco where you live, but here they sell a big, rugged paper towel in packages of twelve rolls. They are so sturdy you could use them to clean up after an earthquake. I have a pallet of them in the garage.

By: SJ

SJ — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 16:23:00 +0000

Bounty paper towels are one of the top 100 reasons for living.

By: Brent

Brent — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 14:07:00 +0000

I find the only way to deal with the yahoos at Radio Shack is to give them the crazy eyes of death stare.

Sometimes they just laugh at me though.

By: Ron Southern

Ron Southern — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 13:30:00 +0000

Yes, I know, you look like hell. They didn’t send me a copy of the email, but it was sent out to every attractive woman in America, including my cousin Alice, with the caption, “Hey, look at the fool!”

Wait a minute, I thought we had this conversation before and you decided you could probably cut your own hair. That way, if you did have the worst haircut in America, you could at least be proud of it because it was your own worst haircut and not the product of some unfeeling geek stranger. Next time, maybe you could ask the Radio Shack guys to cut your hair, since they apparently WILL seek out consultants when they don’t know what to do.

By: tacit1

tacit1 — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 10:09:00 +0000

I am requesting a new blog photo of you sporting your “Cambodian Special!” Why should those Radio Shack “Scmoes” get to have all of the fun?!(-;

By: Aydreeyin

Aydreeyin — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 09:39:00 +0000

Having someone give you a shitty haircut, even after you’ve explained what you want to them, is quite annoying. After this has been done to me, I want to go Godzilla on a few city blocks, but I contain myself.

I can only hope that you never go to that haircut place again and never go to Radio Shack again. I think the only way you can fight bad customer service is to deny them your hard earned cash. Fuck ‘em.