Comments on: Things I Have Done to My Left Hand http://revision99.com/2005/08/12/things-i-have-done-to-my-left-hand/ Harshing your mellow since 2004. Sun, 30 Oct 2011 19:38:07 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Steph http://revision99.com/2005/08/12/things-i-have-done-to-my-left-hand/comment-page-1/#comment-1238 Steph Wed, 17 Aug 2005 17:05:00 +0000 http://revision99.com/2005/08/12/things-i-have-done-to-my-left-hand/#comment-1238 At least Jesus only got crucified once...holy moly! At least Jesus only got crucified once…holy moly!

]]> By: Larry Jones http://revision99.com/2005/08/12/things-i-have-done-to-my-left-hand/comment-page-1/#comment-1237 Larry Jones Tue, 16 Aug 2005 20:32:00 +0000 http://revision99.com/2005/08/12/things-i-have-done-to-my-left-hand/#comment-1237 CTRM - It put a dent in your sex life? Is that because you use your pinkie extensively in the sex act, or because there was a foreign object in the vaseline? gnightgirl - Yikes! I'm right there with you, ruining the galley. But hey, that's the old competitive spirit! CTRM – It put a dent in your sex life? Is that because you use your pinkie extensively in the sex act, or because there was a foreign object in the vaseline?

gnightgirl – Yikes! I’m right there with you, ruining the galley. But hey, that’s the old competitive spirit!

]]> By: gnightgirl http://revision99.com/2005/08/12/things-i-have-done-to-my-left-hand/comment-page-1/#comment-1236 gnightgirl Tue, 16 Aug 2005 19:59:00 +0000 http://revision99.com/2005/08/12/things-i-have-done-to-my-left-hand/#comment-1236 OH, bleah. I wasn't going to bring it up, but since crazytigerrabbitman told about HIS injury, and I'm already 2 glasses into the white wine and leaning towards one-upmanship... I started out my career in publishing as a paste-up artist. Left hand holds down the T-square, right hand runs the razor blade down the edge... Ok, not good with blood, leaving now, to find a brown paper bag. OH, bleah. I wasn’t going to bring it up, but since crazytigerrabbitman told about HIS injury, and I’m already 2 glasses into the white wine and leaning towards one-upmanship…

I started out my career in publishing as a paste-up artist. Left hand holds down the T-square, right hand runs the razor blade down the edge…

Ok, not good with blood, leaving now, to find a brown paper bag.

]]> By: crazytigerrabbitman http://revision99.com/2005/08/12/things-i-have-done-to-my-left-hand/comment-page-1/#comment-1235 crazytigerrabbitman Tue, 16 Aug 2005 19:45:00 +0000 http://revision99.com/2005/08/12/things-i-have-done-to-my-left-hand/#comment-1235 I once pinched my left pinkie finger in a jar of Vaseline. Does that constitute as "damage"? It sure put a dent in my sex life. I once pinched my left pinkie finger in a jar of Vaseline. Does that constitute as “damage”? It sure put a dent in my sex life.

]]> By: Larry Jones http://revision99.com/2005/08/12/things-i-have-done-to-my-left-hand/comment-page-1/#comment-1234 Larry Jones Tue, 16 Aug 2005 03:50:00 +0000 http://revision99.com/2005/08/12/things-i-have-done-to-my-left-hand/#comment-1234 MPH - I'll be right over to read your tales of child mutilation. MPH – I’ll be right over to read your tales of child mutilation.

]]> By: MPH http://revision99.com/2005/08/12/things-i-have-done-to-my-left-hand/comment-page-1/#comment-1233 MPH Tue, 16 Aug 2005 03:28:00 +0000 http://revision99.com/2005/08/12/things-i-have-done-to-my-left-hand/#comment-1233 I am now somewhat inspired to write a post about things I have done to the left hands of kids making my meth. I am now somewhat inspired to write a post about things I have done to the left hands of kids making my meth.

]]> By: Larry Jones http://revision99.com/2005/08/12/things-i-have-done-to-my-left-hand/comment-page-1/#comment-1232 Larry Jones Tue, 16 Aug 2005 02:11:00 +0000 http://revision99.com/2005/08/12/things-i-have-done-to-my-left-hand/#comment-1232 T1 - You naughty girl. Who said anything about sex? I was talking about being handcuffed. D'Cat - Yeah, my right hand does all the hammering, cutting, drilling, groping, etc., so the left hand becomes the victim. T1 – You naughty girl. Who said anything about sex? I was talking about being handcuffed.

D’Cat – Yeah, my right hand does all the hammering, cutting, drilling, groping, etc., so the left hand becomes the victim.

]]> By: digitalicat http://revision99.com/2005/08/12/things-i-have-done-to-my-left-hand/comment-page-1/#comment-1231 digitalicat Tue, 16 Aug 2005 02:02:00 +0000 http://revision99.com/2005/08/12/things-i-have-done-to-my-left-hand/#comment-1231 And these were all just your left hand? Damn, Larry. And these were all just your left hand? Damn, Larry.

]]> By: tacit1 http://revision99.com/2005/08/12/things-i-have-done-to-my-left-hand/comment-page-1/#comment-1230 tacit1 Mon, 15 Aug 2005 22:55:00 +0000 http://revision99.com/2005/08/12/things-i-have-done-to-my-left-hand/#comment-1230 You're right, what was I thinking? Sex always seems to be the answer, no matter what the question...It's kind of like the old instruction that you're supposed to put the words "in bed" at the end of every fortune that you read out of a fortune cookie.... You’re right, what was I thinking? Sex always seems to be the answer, no matter what the question…It’s kind of like the old instruction that you’re supposed to put the words “in bed” at the end of every fortune that you read out of a fortune cookie….

]]> By: Larry Jones http://revision99.com/2005/08/12/things-i-have-done-to-my-left-hand/comment-page-1/#comment-1229 Larry Jones Mon, 15 Aug 2005 15:55:00 +0000 http://revision99.com/2005/08/12/things-i-have-done-to-my-left-hand/#comment-1229 Theresa - Whatever you want it to be, baby. L - Oh, I'm way out on the edge... T1 - So you haven't been handcuffed by one of them yet, eh? They are quite inescapable. Who needs another use? Theresa – Whatever you want it to be, baby.

L – Oh, I’m way out on the edge…

T1 – So you haven’t been handcuffed by one of them yet, eh? They are quite inescapable. Who needs another use?

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