Kick Me Hard In The Ass If I…
Larry Jones
- Rev my engine at stop lights.
- Wear leather pants.
- Talk down to a child.
- Let you sweat out your own computer problems when I know how to fix them easily.
- Don’t listen.
- Use advertising slogans instead of real language.
- Won’t admit when I’m wrong.
- Feel sorry for myself when others have it so much tougher.
- Attempt to comb over my bald spot.
- Receive your signals and still don’t get the message.
- Try to play lead guitar on “Bhodisatva” while drunk.
- Ever again say anything to hurt you.
October 24th, 2005 at 12:01 pm
Hi! I’m not sure whether this post was directed at a specific individual or everyone generally, but I’d be happy to oblige and help a brother out if the time comes : )
October 24th, 2005 at 1:25 pm
Thanks, Jayne. This is only a partial list of dumbass behaviors I want to avoid. No doubt there are many others to which I have been blind, and of which I will now be reminded.
(Are these word verification challenges getting more complicated? This one was clsyapkd. Hard to read, too.)
October 24th, 2005 at 7:38 pm
You missed “if I put mesmerizing rings behind my head.”
What’s with the Rod Serling treatment, mysterioso?
October 24th, 2005 at 8:05 pm
Are you really worried about doing these things, or are they the things that bug the crap out of you that other people do? Based on what I know of you, I can’t imagine I’d ever be tempted to aim my boot at your sweet ass.
October 24th, 2005 at 9:34 pm
Steph – The rings are meant to mesmerize you. I’m not mysterious.
Theresa – These things don’t always bug the crap out of me when others do them. Some people wear leather pants better than others.
October 25th, 2005 at 2:47 pm
Nice of you to say.
sighed, Another Mr. Nice Guy in Dark Apparel.
November 5th, 2005 at 10:19 pm
Damn, can FedEx deliver an ass kicking? Do you have to get insurance on that? Hummm. Some how, I think you are always going to keep it real.