Stalkers: This is not me.
The guy in the second paragraph. Leave him alone. He’s not guilty. I’ve never even been to Pittsburgh. Also, my oath to the Vikings would preclude me operating on this particular patient. Nothing personal, you understand. Just benign neglect.
June 12th, 2006 at 6:13 pm
What are you yammring about?! Look at me when I talk to you!
June 12th, 2006 at 10:00 pm
Not only your loyalty to the Vikings, but also your loyalty to cats. I think this guy has a cat, which he doesn’t deserve to have, considering his careless behavior. It would be better for the cat to be placed in a home with more-sensible humans.
June 13th, 2006 at 12:23 am
Ron - I’m saying that I am not Dr. Larry Jones, despite what happened at Madame Wong’s that time.
Caravana - Or the cat could just wear a helmet.
June 13th, 2006 at 5:29 am
How do we really know? I think you should prove it.
I mean, look at your tag line up there….”The Pretender.”
Didn’t think I’d catch that, huh?
Well, you were sadly mistaken.
June 13th, 2006 at 11:54 am
Blue Girl - Well, of course you don’t really know. That’s because I am a man of mystery. But I warn you now, my tag line is ever-changing, and I feel a change coming on soon, so future generations reading this blog (after we are all gone and buried) will be perplexed as to what you meant in this comment. Perhaps a cult will grow up around the various theories and legends. Or, maybe not.
On the other hand, if you want to get together and play doctor, then I am indeed Dr. Larry Jones.
June 13th, 2006 at 12:58 pm
Larry, Larry. I’ve been catching up with you during this slow work day. I’m back from blog vacation, and just in time, it seems.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
Erin - Blog vacation. I know what you’ve been doing. I guess this means you don’t know about the Gravatars and the sock puppet bunnies. You do have some catching up to do. And some writing, too, damn you.
June 13th, 2006 at 7:49 pm
Glad to have you back in good health.
June 14th, 2006 at 7:50 am
So I can’t hit you up for free medical advice? Damn, what good are you?
June 14th, 2006 at 11:45 am
Theresa - Good to be back.
Steph - I’ll be glad to give you medical advice. I don’t know anything about medical stuff, but I’m eager to experiment.
June 15th, 2006 at 5:52 am
I bet you’d have a very nice bed-side manner, Larry. Maybe you should consider a career in medicine … or something.
June 17th, 2006 at 10:54 am
just know that as you are going through your third mid-life crisis….I’m here for you man. I’m here