Just a few quick words for my friends in the midwest:
Today in Southern California was the first day in a couple of weeks that the temperature was normal, sort of. In my town it hit 81 degrees, and now, late at night, it’s only 66, truly a California balmy night after a mostly triple-digit July.
So eat your hearts out Bismarck, Iowa City, Champaign, Chicago, Minneapolis, Cleveland and the rest of you. You know who you are. I’ve heard the worldwide heat wave has come to your town now. If you need to lose weight, just mow the lawn. That should be good for a ten or fifteen pound reduction.
Oh, and you poor people – better stay under the bridge if you want to maintain that alabaster skin. Also, it’s cooler there.
If you live in the Northeast (according to my weather girl on KCAL 9), get ready: you’re next.