Spam Band Names (Probably Part 1)

If you’re an aspiring musician looking for a name for your new band,

…you may need to look no farther than your email inbox. Today I received otherwise useless messages from:

  • Elusive Toothpick,
  • Campanile Cross and…
  • MegaDik

to name but a few.These would all be excellent band names, I think, but I have a question: Do the spammers really think I would send my bank account information to someone named Elusive Toothpick, even if they have approved my loan application?

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7 Replies to “Spam Band Names (Probably Part 1)”

  1. At least you get creative SPAM. Lately, all my SPAM is pretending to be a Greeting Card from a Friend or a Classmate. But they can’t fool me. I know that Hallmark and American Greetings are not likely sending announcements from addresses like xxqupiasrm@yahoo.com

  2. MegaDik is a good name, but not as cool as “Lesbian Truck”, which is what my new bedroom band is going to be called. Get any messages from a lesbian truck lately? I think not.

  3. Dave’s not here, man….

    And I must say, I’m starting to take those MegaDick spammies way too personally. Must be cuz I’m off my meds. {sigh}

    OK, just looked in the Spam folder and came up with my next band’s name:

    The Colonex-aphobics!

    Hmmm… Maybe not… 😉

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