Some junk mail is too beautiful to keep to oneself:
If your “prick-horse” is not glad for you
and give brake for you
come to us.
You’ll feel that curb “it” is impossible.
You must come to us now
and you’ll be a real cowboy legend.
We wait you today, because the hot week
of discounts is now.
Don’t miss your chance.
As with most great literature and poetry, I don’t know exactly what it’s about, but I know I don’t want to miss my chance.