Snubbed on Oscar Night

My mojo has no effect.

I didn’t really expect Gwyneth to invite me to escort her to this year’s Academy Awards show, although I did dust off the tux. Imagine how the paparazzi would have reacted. But she could have called, if only to say Hey, I’m in town, just wanted to say hi, let’s get together some time. I mean, what would that have cost her? Am I asking too much, people?

You have my number, babe.

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13 Replies to “Snubbed on Oscar Night”

  1. MPH – I’ll have to check the archives, but this might be the first time you stopped just because there was nothing left to say.

    Melissa – I only want her because I think she’d be easier to get than you.

  2. Awwwwww, Melissa.

    GFI – Don’t I wish…

    Steph – I admit I like a more traditional grown-up look, but hey, nothing ventured, nothing gained, eh? Don’t you have a Dream Boy who can do no wrong?

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