So it seems Benedict XVI is coming down squarely on the side of getting it on.
I say you go, Ben! As a sexually repressed former Catholic, imagine my surprise and relief on reading Pope Benedict’s new encyclical, “Deus Caritas Est” (God is Love), a teaching letter in which he encourages men and women to say “yes” to their bodily natures. “Love,” says the Pontiff. “…we cannot simply abandon it. We must take it up again, purify it and give back to it its original splendor.â€ Yes! This is his first encyclical, the one that most Pope-watchers say will set the tone for a new pope’s entire reign, and indeed Benedict has said that he wants Love to be the keystone of his papacy.
So this guy is going to be The Pope of Love. This comes as kind of a surprise because remember, his previous job in the Church was as the head of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, known historically as The Inquisition. This led some of us to think maybe he would become the Pope of Bondage and Discipline, but certainly no one expected the Love Pope. I mean, in this letter His Holiness actually goes so far as to say sex “…is, indeed, ecstasy…” Naughty Pope! Of course, he goes and spoils it a little by adding that it must be between a married man and his wife, and yes, the wife has to be a woman, and there is to be no “intoxication” and there has to be “self-sacrificing love” or else the whole thing is degrading.
Still, I have to hand it to the guy. He’s been celibate for like 60 years. There’s a pretty good chance he can’t remember the last time he did the nasty, and yet the first thing he writes as Pope is this cheerful guide to “ecstasy.” We may be starting to see a thaw in Holy Mother Church. In the next five hundred years I fully expect to see a softening in her stance on sexy lingerie.
Worn, of course, within the sacrament of Holy Matrimony. By the woman.
18 Replies to “No One Expects the Pope of Love”
Wow….that IS unexpected. I dont trust it though. I’m sure it’s just a way to keeping women prego and home. I just dont trsut him.
I am a Catholic, albeit a loosely practicing one (which probably explains the Graceless blog novel and my thing with Lucifer). It’s nice to see this Pope surprising us all. It’s a step in the right direction.
What does it mean that love should be “self-sacrificing”? No, really. I don’t get it. Isn’t self-sacrifice a bad idea in relationships? Generosity, sure, but don’t let yourself go up in smoke, however holy.
Until the pope is a mixed-race lesbian from the Bronx or the Brazilian slums, I’ll take what He says in neccesary context.
V – Welcome! Ye of little faith. I’ll bet you don’t trust President Bush, either.
Aydreeyin – Keep it up, wise guy, and you’ll be taking a step yourself – straight to hell.
Erin – I think His Holiness means blowjobs (if you have a headache). I also believe this edict will stand even after the election of the lesbian from the Bronx.
Naughty Naughty Pope.
Wonder what kind of lingerie he wears?
Thanks for the laugh.
Shephard – Your comment looks like a haiku, and it almost is. You should rework it. Don’t be dissin’ the Pope, though, if you know what’s good for you. Remember the Inquisition…
I’m all over that “Love” business.
Even if the Catholic Church spins this idea of love and sex in a tight little conservative container, some good is bound to come of it.
Maybe our Pope fiend has a new, fiery Italian girlfriend! Or at least groupies. Power is very attractive.
“Pope fiend” was supposed to say “Pope friend”. Paging Dr. Freud…
Theresa – Ooh, a tight little conservative container!
kStyle – You are SO going to hell, babe.
I wouldn’t expect too much thawing from the Catholic church. We’ve still got our panties in a bunch for the most part, and probably will for quite a while.
Brent – Catholic Church/glacial pace/slow thaw, heh.
I went out with Catholic school girls in high school, and yes, the panties were often in a bunch. Et tu, Brenticus?
I always thought that the whole message of any religion should be love w/o ANY conditions put upon it. At least this pope’s getting it partly right & taking a step in the right direction…
Wow – 500 years? That soon?
love, by catholic standards, equals petting, with your clothes on. far from sex.
that guy has not been celibate…i’d believe that, if detailed interviews with all his altar-boys were released for extensive examination.
(it’s ok…i already knew that I am going straight to hell)
So…did this guy actually have sex at some point in his life? And was he married at the time? Hmm…
yeah, well, if the wife enjoys it, she’s still a slut. I should know, as I went to Catholic school for 8 years 🙂
I still think he looks like Pope Palpatine.
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